The Vainglorious Voyage of Geela, Evil Sorceress at Large

The Dread Pirate Ja’Eel takes to the seas.

Geela and Darkos take to the harsh, unforgiving waters of the Fifth Sea, chasing after Noire’s final children. There they must tackle the pirate twins Hari and Terha, whose reign of terror has plunged their islands into a state of despair.

No big deal, though. Buy a ship, find a crew, and track down their next foes. How hard could it be?

Not very, assuming you ignore the sea sickness, giant krakens, and band of raucous pirates that Geela can barely control. Factor in a theatrical foe who loves showing off as much as Geela does, and things aren’t exactly going to plan.

But Geela’s definitely not to blame here. After all, she’s never even been on a ship before. How was she supposed to know it’d be this complicated?