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Fantasy
Magical Realism, Fantasy
Suyana is the last caretaker of the Celestial Archive.
Years ago, the archivists ventured into its depths, and Suyana was
chosen to keep watch while they sought greater secrets about the night
sky. They promised her they would return, and all would be well. But as
more and more time passes, Suyana is forced to deal with a crumbling
Archive and curious outsiders all alone.
She clings to the hope that they will return, and that together they
will make the Archive better than it had ever been. But when a new
visitor arrives at the nearby town, asking far too many questions,
Suyana has to ask herself: is she really willing to wait for the
archivists' return forever?
Does leaving it all behind mean giving up on hope, or does it mean
rising to meet a new one?
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Fantasy, Horror, Romance
“The human was supposed to die at my scream. But for her, I'll defy
death itself . . .”
The last thing Shufen Lu wants is to move to a forgotten little town to
live with her mom, but her overbearing step-mother gives her little
choice. Her mom is welcoming, but the town is strange and sleepy and
boring. That is, until she meets the mysterious and alluring Tiernan
Aodh, and Shufen's life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn.
Tiernan hides a dangerous secret in her sweet and lonely heart: she's a
banshee, a creature of doom, an omen of death. For years she protected
her tiny town, but now, nobody is safe, least of all Shufen, the
innocent and intriguing human fated to die at Tiernan's hands . . . .
now they must bargain with death . . .
It's not easy to cheat death, but Shufen is prepared to go to the ends
of the earth if it means she gets to have Tiernan.
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Fantasy, Romance
Desperate to earn her place amongst the Order of Valchirii, Tullia offered her eye for the gift of magic. Donning that helmet promised grand missions, protecting the innocent, upholding the Good...
Anything but guarding rich Merchants and their spoiled sons.
Patrin - a talkative, lyre obsessed annoyance - is Tullia’s latest assignment, but a journey across the country lands them in the hands of the Valchirii’s mortal enemies - slavers from the east.
Tullia’s magic and swordsmanship prove less effective than her sharp mind and quiet tongue, but none of it can keep her from the arena sands.
Drowning beneath a crowd screaming for death, Tullia must decide if spilling Valchirii blood is a price worth paying to See those she loves again... or if the Greater Good is worth dying for.
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Fantasy, Romance
A chance encounter. A dangerous power. And a betrayal beyond
imagining...
Órlaith's kept her magic a secret her whole life, fearful of the fate
that befalls the spellweavers - the unlucky few with powerful enough
magic to catch the wrong person's attention.
Until she - literally - runs into Leolin. He's a spellweaver just like
her - except the magehunters already caught him. And they want him back.
When Órlaith's whole world burns down around her, the two of them flee
to the near-mythical City, said to be the only place in the realm where
spellweavers can live without fear.
But who is the mysterious Gwydion, who seems determined to stop them
from reaching the City? And is the City everything it seems to be - or
is there something else hiding beneath its shimmering towers?
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Fantasy, Romance
Sealkeepers guard dreamer’s realms, preventing our worst nightmares from
escaping onto the waking plane. Tegwen is a sealkeeper-in-training, so
close to graduation that she can taste it.
On her first solo shift, she witnesses a seal broken by a nightmarish
windigo. Tegwen has a decision to make—face demotion, or chase the beast
down on the waking plane. But she has to work fast, or soon other
dreamer’s realms will break down, unleashing all her wards upon an
unwitting population.
Tegwen made this mess all by herself. She decides she can fix it on her
own too, right?
Namid, a feisty dreamer with a long-held secret, will challenge that
theory, and show Tegwen how it feels to have dreams of her own.
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Fantasy, Romance
Hazel Honeyweather is living her best life in the magical capital city.
No, for real. Her days of running from her owner, the Clockmaker, are
long gone.
The glamorous Queen Maureen is a far better master, and Hazel has an
awesome job as court spy. In fact, just one more gig stealing secrets
from a wicked mage and she’ll have a permanent place in high society.
But Maximilian may not be so wicked after all, and there may be someone
else behind the mysterious tornadoes kidnapping mages left and right.
As Hazel's disguise and Maximilian's defenses unravel, she realizes that
running from the past won’t just cost her a job this time: she risks
life and love, while the place she finally belongs is suffocated by the
tempest.
Join Hazel Honeyweather, a many-faced runaway with zero magic in her
dumb bones, on this delightful adventure through a magic land with
surprise and intrigue behind every corner.
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Fantasy, Romance
The sacred cave grants powers to those who brave it and survive. Nobody
warns you about what comes next.
When Aleah is the only one to emerge from the cave, foul play is
suspected, and the villagers aren't subtle in their accusations. Alone,
as always, she sets out on a journey to find other aeromancers and a
place to belong. Along the way she meets Lark, the beautiful huntress
who encourages her to embrace her newfound powers and makes Aleah's
heart leap in her chest.
Each day brings yet another trial that tests her will, as well as adding
companions to their party, each with their own complicated pasts.
Through it all, Aleah holds tight to her goal, and nothing will stop her
from finding a place to belong. But the longer the ragtag group sticks
together, the more Aleah begins to wonder if maybe home isn't a place at
all.
Trial of the Aeromancer is a cozy fantasy adventure novella, where
romantic and platonic love are the perfect feel-good combination.
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Thriller, Romance, Paranormal
Majoring in Ancient Civilizations, my entire mindset was geared toward facts, not fiction.
I wanted to find answers and provide proof of things, not just believe in mythology and ghost stories. That’s why I was more than willing to drag my three best friends into a forest we knew little about in search of a lost city. While stories were great, finding the actual location was better.
Setting out, my best friend Ashlynn and I were confident, knowing we were protected by our best male friends, Phynix and Case. That quickly turned to fear when we ended up lost. Too soon, we found ourselves stalked by a ghostly figure— herded and trapped without any idea of escaping.
Everything was a mess until the forest provided a means to calm us, to relieve us of our fears and inhibitions— and then realizations came forward that tilted the world the four of us knew on its axis and opened a future we never knew we desperately wanted.
One where we loved each other, all four of us, and lived in that truth forever.
There was only one catch from the ghostly figure, and it turned out to be one that I would willingly follow . . . but it required all of us to agree. Otherwise, we’d lose everything.
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Thriller, Paranormal
Marissa is drowning in debt and constantly pushing away thoughts of her estranged brother. For added income, she decides to sign up for a sleep study.
From the beginning, the study is anything but ordinary. As the study progresses, it only becomes more bizarre and confusing as her dreams mirror the waking world. She delves deeper into this world with questions arising at every turn, soon discovering something sinister awaiting in the abyss. What is hiding in the darkness, and what are its intentions?
Be afraid of what goes bump in the night--especially if it knows you're there.
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Fantasy
Nothing newsworthy ever happens in the tiny town of Avonlet, and that’s
just the way the residents like it, thank you very much. Until the
phoenix appears in a blaze of glory above the town.
The creature announces awkward Enaria is key to stopping the tragedy
that will happen in three days. As the town tries to figure out who will
be responsible for something so horrific that it would shake the world
to its core, Enaria tries to master the magic of her unasked for bond to
the creature. But self doubt and her own trauma holds her back.
When the phoenix’s magic reveals secrets and desires that make Enaria
question everything she holds dear, she turns to her friends for help.
But even those relationships strain under the phoenix’s fire. If she
cannot find a way to prevent the tragedy, the phoenix will burn for the
last time, and the magic of their world will vanish forever, turning
stardust to ashes.
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Fantasy
Death awaits any who cross the magical barrier surrounding Goldcrest. At least, that's what they say.
Addison was always told to fear the creatures lurking deep within the forest. Missing children, hungry beasts--everyone knows the stories. He's never needed proof to feel the fear down to his bones. But when fate leads him deeper into the woods than he's ever been, it's not a monster he meets--it's a girl.
Ostracized and stricken by tragedy, he embraces the girl that found him in his moment of need. She's always there when he needs someone to talk to. Someone to help him understand the world he was born into. As they grow up together, he begins to question the ways of the village. If the Elders are lying about the horrors of the woods, they are certainly capable of much worse.
Difficult decisions line his path as he tries to find his place. He searches for answers, all with one major question lurking in the back of his mind: can he really trust the girl among the green?
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Fantasy, LGBT
They say there is a dragon of great power in the barren wastes to the
west. They say it’s gathered dozens of princesses and noble women in its
keep. They say he who frees them from that horrid place will reunite
half of the ruling families of the world.
Enter Diomede, a knight with a penchant for self-sacrifice.
Diomede has felt wrong his whole life. In the house of an enemy he finds
a little bit of rightness in a misunderstanding. Now, he has to learn
who he truly is, and how to be her.
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Fantasy
It's been five years since Barridur Sharrow deserted the army rather
than commit war crimes at the order of his commander. He now works as a
mason, he's well-liked by his community where no one knows his past, and
he focuses his time on raising his adopted child. But everything falls
apart when his former commanding officer, the Grand Mage, returns to the
city and discovers him — and shortly after that, Barridur is executed
as a deserter.
Barridur finds himself in purgatory where he meets the fabled Hollow
King. A cruel and capricious god, the Hollow King offers Barridur a
chance to return alive to the living world.
All Barridur has to do is defeat the Nine Champions of Hell. An immortal
minotaur, a shapeshifting crow with a flock of man-eating ravens, a
banshee who lives in a well, a flesh-eating swarm of flies, a
cannibalistic chef, an enchanted stone giantess, an unstoppable rock
troll, a huge two-headed hound who guards the Gates, and a final unknown
entity no one has lived to tell about. How hard can it be, really? All
he has to do is beat them all and survive. If he fails, the Hollow King
will devour his soul and Barridur will become part of the wraith army,
enslaved for all eternity.
If staying alive in Hell wasn't hard enough, Barridur discovers that the
Grand Mage who murdered him is intent on summoning the Hollow King as a
weapon of mass destruction. Millions will die if this comes to pass —
including Barridur's family. Desperate to win this impossible challenge,
Barridur sets with only a lone vampyr as his ally... and honestly she
just wants to drink his blood.
No matter what it costs, Barridur will fight all of Hell to keep the
Hollow King from rising into the mortal world — even if it means losing
his humanity in the process. No pressure.
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Fantasy
Atlanteans and humans have hated one another for a long as either race can remember. Even Saala, a purple skinned Atlantean and outcast among her kind, has inherited that ancient grudge. But when ancient monstrosities emerge and threaten every race with extinction, Saala finds herself thrust against her will into human society, the first -and only- Atlantean to help humanity and it's allies fight off the predatory Ithagn that threaten the world. The mindless brutality of their monstrous enemy cares nothing for Atlantean stubbornness or human pride, and Saala must shake off the prejudice that exists against her -and within her- to bridge the gap between the species and put an end to the threat that would destroy them both.
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Fantasy
Elfyn O Se has lived by the laws of the sea his whole life. He'd go by
Elf to his friends if he had any left, but at least his crew are willing
to work with him, and it's not because he accidently cursed them all.
Yet, maybe he can pull them together for one last job that might ease
the fury of the tyrannical mermaid he wronged so long ago. He might have
a chance to break the binds for himself and his crew, if he can pull it
off.
There's just one problem; a rival mermaid called Anwen. As mysterious as
she is terrifying - and adamant that Elf can't win - she offers an
alternative to break the curse if the crew can help her get home.
The crew of the Ossory now finds themselves caught in an odyssey
brimming with magic and monsters. Battling against champions of terrible
adversaries, mysterious lights from the deep, and kleptomatic selkies
who deal in blood, Elf is faced with a choice. Will he risk the future
of his world to save his crews' souls, or condemn them all to protect
the archipelago from certain calamity?
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Fantasy, Adventure, Action
Erasmus Taylor makes his way through life in the cloud sea with an
enchanted rapier in one hand and a pistol in the other. Along with his
crew of sorcerous companions, the rogue steals rare and valuable
artifacts for the rich and powerful. Headstrong and confident in his
abilities, he agrees to take on another such job, "procuring" a jade
pendant from the airship Angelica.
Giorgio DiMarco is a retired widower who spends his days fishing for
prizes across the sky to keep his wine cellar well stocked. With the
help of his automaton assistant, Carnation, he travels around inside his
tiny zeppelin, The Quilted Guppy.
When the heist goes wrong, the two men are brought together as if by
luck, but is that truly the case?
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Fantasy, Action, Drama
Caelan is a selfless paladin of the Radiant Order, accompanied by his
loyal squire, Hadwyn. When the two of them answer a call for aid from a
rural village, they expect the task will be quick and easy to handle.
Instead, they find themselves faced with a heretical revolt to appease a
fallen dark deity, and their presence only makes the situation worse.
Every decision could have unseen consequences for the whole village, not
to mention the reputation of their sacred order.
Will Caelan manage to keep everyone alive under his authority, or will
his poor judgement end up leading them to their deaths? This is the
question that Hadwyn asks himself as he begins to doubt his master's
capability for the first time.
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Fantasy
Orphaned at a young age, Adeline has spent her entire life trying to
find a place where she belonged. When she was sent to become a guard for
the king she thought she might finally find that place. But bodies
started showing up wherever she went. Those behind the killings,
demanded a girl.
Adeline was never anything special, but when a voice in the back of her
head starts telling her to do things, she can't decide if she's insane
or if she should listen. Listening would change her entire world, and
with it she needed to decide if she was going to fight with her newly
made friends or run back to her unfulfilled life.
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Fantasy, Mystery, Western
Don't pray to gods or they might answer. Chili Hellyer is perfectly fine
living among humans with her sister, working as a tailor. That all goes
up in flame as a mysterious curse makes people snap and turn into blood
thirsty monsters, and in the pandemonium the town ends up literally
burning down. The desire to find out exactly what happened starts her on
a journey back to the burned rubble - but with unforgiving desert and
bored gods before her, she might never make it back at all
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Urban Fantasy, Action
Once, dragons ruled the skies and the land, terrorizing those that
served under them. It has been many hundreds of years since the humans
took back the land, confining dragon-kind to their designated cities,
bringing peace back to the world.
Now the dragons have begun to fall back into their old ways, and Diego
Evans has gone where no human dares set foot, a dragon city, in order to
exact revenge on one particular dragon who murdered his father.
When this venture unlocks ancient, unknown magicks within him, he
decides to use his newfound abilities for good, stopping those dragons
who have been overstepping their bounds and bringing the fear of man
back into their proud reptilian minds.
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Urban Fantasy, Thriller
Some secrets are best left in the dark.
Tracey Whitmore is a homicide detective, and one that has had to work
tooth and nail to get her position despite prevelant corruption and
bigotry within the Lakeport P.D. Dangerous criminals, strange
disappearances, and grisly murder scenes are nothing unusual for her,
especially when the homeless population, and the crime rates by proxy,
within the city are growing out of control.
So when her brother, a private investigator, asks her for help with a
group of cold cases he's working, she's more than willing to pitch in.
Until he asks her to meet him at his office. Only to find the place
trashed and her brother kidnapped.
She may have to be prepared to lose her job, her freedom, and even her
closest friends if it means getting him back. What she isn't prepared
for is avoiding a strange woman that wants to kill her with a sword,
strange links between cases decades apart, and supernatural secrets she
was never meant to learn.
Sometimes secrets drag you Into the Dark.
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Fantasy, Adventure, Action, Mystery
The Order of Lazarus is a secretive order of justice, working as the
balancers of magic and might. Or rather, they used to exist but now they
are nothing more than fiction. Their members, works and location lost
to the dredges of time... Or so the story goes.
With the destruction of the great city magic cities of Castellan,
Tran-Gratta and Bossa, the Order were cast down from their high places
and banished across the lands for treachery, to be hunted for all time.
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When the stranger gets teleported from his world to one of magic, elves
and dwarves, he's surprised and captivated by it all. Still, with his
old world suffering from war and his loved ones left behind, he knows he
has to return back to them no matter what it takes.
Armed with his wit and determination, he begins his journey in the new
world to find his way home, oblivious to just how much the world has
changed with his presence. Or just how much it was to change still.
Especially with what he transferred with.
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Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Adventure, Action
In the year 2063, living in an off-world forest colony is unforgiving.
Especially for a single mother of six.
Catherine Li is a nondescript woman of middle-age working as a midwife.
She is quiet, simple of dress and mannerism, and generally unnoteworthy.
But there’s a rumor that, since her husband died, she’s begun reading
tarot to make ends meet.
When a friend from old earth arrives unexpectedly at her doorstep, it’s
quickly exposed that tarot is the least of Catherine’s secrets. Secrets
she holds unyielding as the night holds the stars. With her past back to
haunt her, Catherine is left with very little time to make a very
difficult decision. If she fails, her children will be the ones to
suffer. And she will bear any cost so that her pain will not become
theirs.
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Sci-Fi
Sci-Fi
Nothing ever goes right in space, especially when a planet is missing.
This time it is Andon Moore's problem. Recently woken up from cryosleep
due to an accident, the astrophysicist is tasked with navigating the
stars. With the help of Box and other personable androids, he must find
the ark ship Janus a new home. It's a race against rapidly depleting
resources and his own sanity as the universe throws everything at them.
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Sci-Fi, Adventure
The earth isn't the only planet with life, and it makes a very good
tourist trap.
Elizabeth Carter and her mom are on thier way to the woods for the
Carter Annual Family Reunion, but it's the last place on earth they
wanna be.
The small unit doesn't get along very well with the rest of the family,
but go every year so they don't become outcasts. When they finally hit
the woods, however, things start going wrong.
Things they forgot to pack, problems they didn't plan for, and strange
sounds beyond the trees spook them both.
But when strange visitors offer them a sudden choice, they must decide
between finding a way back to their family, or being sucked up into the
deep unknown.
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Sci-Fi, Action, Thriller, Paranormal
How hard can destroying a living tower actually be?
There aren't many entities too strong for Agent Dan Kovac and his
cybernetically enhanced team of paranormal hunters to handle. So when
the U.S. Department of Paranormal Investigations calls in Kovac to lead
an operation against the Hungry Tower, he readily accepts.
When he enters the complex, Kovac finds that the Tower is nothing like
what he expected. His team finds themselves trapped and fighting for
their lives against several threats thrown at them by a Tower that won't
go down easily. And there's more to the building than meets the eye.
Simply destroying it won't be enough to put a stop to its menace, so the
only option Kovac has left is to unlock the Tower's secrets and cut it
off at its source. The fate of thousands of people depends on it.
But the Tower isn't the only thing Kovac has to worry about. Trouble
stirs within his ranks, which means he must also keep an eye on his own
people.
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Sci-Fi, Horror, Thriller
The time for hiding is over. Now, it's time to kill.
Humanity has been almost completely wiped out by invaders from a distant
galaxy, and Stanley wants nothing more than to drown himself in the
bottom of a bottle and forget. But when the creatures come for his
remaining friends and family, he decides it's time to put the drink down
and pick a weapon up.
He's going to make them suffer.
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Sci-Fi, Action, Thriller
Ken'ichi Kazama is a master samurai and assassin that has never failed a
mission. When he and his clan members are captured and sentenced to
death by order of the Shogun, not even he can see an escape.
Just as he's about to be executed, Ken'ichi is transported into a
glittering city, where humans are more metal than flesh, and which the
samurai way is ancient history. His saviours, the megacorp Vetor, are
one of many megacorps to transport people to the future. Ken'ichi is the
latest and, hopefully, their last. But a new life comes with a price.
Vetor has ordered Ken to assassinate other time travelers in exchange
for his freedom.
But when a mission leads to him discovering his long lost brother, past
and future collide as Ken must decide whether to pledge allegiance to
his saviours or his family. Will he find the truth at the end of his
sword?
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LitRPG, GameLit, and Cultivation
Fantasy, Action, LitRPG
Even death can’t stop the sun from rising.
Tamran Westmiller was just delivering a package. He hadn’t signed up for
any fighting. He was retired. But one wrong step toward a town that
definitely didn’t exist last week puts him right at the center of a
magical vortex, safe only by the grace of the equally-trapped sun
demigod, Ashara.
He finds her temple ravaged by a rival now poised to devour her
entirely. She doesn’t have the strength to turn back time on his attack,
and Tamran’s mortal body can’t survive in the corrosive magic-storm.
Alone, they’re stuck. But together, they just might have a chance to
escape - through the light-sanctified souls of her champions.
If Tamran can reactivate her shrines using the avatars of those timeworn
heroes, they can carve a path through the void to Ashara’s heart.
Hordes of their foes swarm the temple grounds, turning every bungled
route into a brutal end. When he falls, she can turn back the clock, but
it makes their plan no less deadly.
The only way out is forward, though, so in Tamran goes - as many times
as it takes.
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Sci-Fi, Action, GameLit
After losing an impossible-to-win fight, Cyberpunk mercenary Jack Anderson uncovers an ancient disc in an abandoned warehouse. The back of the box tells a cryptic tale of a game long forgotten:
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CHOOSE A SIDE
OR FADE AWAY…
STORMSHOT is an Action RPG set in the 2010s, where a bustling metropolis finds itself in the center of a gang war between two rivals. The war is coming to a head, but one man can decide its ultimate fate!
Kerzner is an underworld mercenary who can tip the scales and shape the city’s future. Working only for the highest bidder will drive the city to destruction as the war escalates with no clear winner. Will the chaos continue? Will he choose a side? Only you can decide!
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Jack’s friends are outgunned and outnumbered. And he isn't the right man
to tip the scales in their favor. But when playing STORMSHOT means he
gains a new ability, Jack realizes that beating the game might be the
only way to save them.
STORMSHOT is a love letter to what Cyberpunk 2077 could have been. If
you enjoy high-action GameLit with protagonists who grow and learn (but
maybe start off as a meathead), pick up STORMSHOT today!
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Fantasy, LitRPG
A World On the Precipice . . .
Will Grayson knew he would probably live to see the end of the world,
with the way things have been going—he just didn’t think he’d live
through it, let alone with an insufferable git by his side.
A System Glitch . . .
Hiking in the Peak District at the moment Earth is—accidentally—infused
with magic and thrown into an indifferent and muddled system, Will
returns to his Derbyshire village to find a ghost town.
No bodies.
No blood.
Only a verdant, pervasive green that has overtaken his home as if it’s
had a hundred years to grow. But this new magic is alive, and it’s not
alone.
Neither is Will. Accompanied by the person he'd vote Least Likely to
Team Up With in an Apocalypse and a literal baby dragon, Will searches
for traces of his family and instead finds only dangling threads of
clues, tugging on those threads might lead to answers . . . or they
might unravel what’s left of Earth.
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Fantasy, Cultivation
Li Ming, a young, adopted member of Minglao Island, is denied the
resources to cultivate. His peers are given coredust, a reagent that
rouses their latent talent and allows them to begin their journey
cultivating those elements that manifest in their spirit roots.
Ming was cursed on the day of his birth, the long, gnarled scar he bears
sending him into the throes of agony should he even so much as touch
the other islanders. He believes cultivation might lend him reprieve, or
even respect. He has no intention to remain the Enlightened
Chrysanthemum sect’s peasant until his eventual death.
He will find another way, or he will die trying.
Follow Ming on his journey to sagedom as he comes to understand the Dao
and the world of cultivation.
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Fantasy, GameLit, Adventure
Zane once yearned to travel the world, see everything there was to see,
and discover things no one else had found. But life has a way of fitting
people into its grooves, and as the years passed his dream became
little more than wistful glances at travel destinations he'd never
afford.
Until the day he's summoned to a magical water world and given the
chance to start over. One tiny catch - he has to become a merman and
give up any chance of returning home.
For Zane, it's an easy decision. Trade a life of corporate drudgery for
perilous adventures and a chance to explore a whole new world? Yes
please!
Of course life in a magical ocean isn't safe or simple and the quest for
which he was summoned is one of desperate last chances. But Zane will
gladly take the risk. Isn't that what adventure is all about?
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Contemporary
Contemporary, Drama
Taylor's hiding something—hiding something from everyone, including himself.
There’s something off about the smiling faces and echoing laughs of the cheerful birthdays that littered his youth. Something he refuses to think about while he’s trying to string together enough details of his sisters and brothers to throw them a party. Something he doesn't want to talk about to anyone, least of all a gruff, no-nonsense balloon clown.
Admiral Pumpkin can see right through him.
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